Time's are tough, man. The economy's shit and everyone needs to make an extra buck nowadays to make ends meet. This dude had to head over to the sperm bank to make a sauce deposit just so he could pay his light bill. Luckily for him, Cassandra was there to help the process along. When he gets one look at this nympho nurse, he is practically about to shoot his sample right in his pants, but Cassandra knows how to collect and takes him into a private deposit room to make sure he is comfortable. When she gives him a dirty mag for inspiration, he tells her he has all the material he needs just looking at her cleavage. She decides to help him along and whips her tatas out and squeezes his sperm out herself. Now all that's left is for her to scrape all that sauce into a little cup so this guy can get his wad of cash for blowing his wad.
We can say a lot of things about what goes down in this scene. We can talk you to death about the pick-up, about why this lucky bastard ends up with Alexis Silver, about how and where they end up doing the nasty, but that would be redundant. We don't want to talk to you about the obvi-ass things. What we will talk about is the not-so-obvious things that we are more than 100 percent positive you'll enjoy knowing. For example, did you know that Alexis deep throats this guy's cock until the base of his dong is sharing personal space with her lips? Did you also know that Alexis prefers to cum from a good anal fucking rather than busting a nut via vaginal intercourse? Yup, she does. Now, don't you feel more informed and ready to see more? That's what we thought.
There's something about a hot chick with big tatas in red lingerie, waiting for you in the kitchen. It's almost perfect. The only thing that's missing is a cold beer in her hand while she is waiting on her knees to suck your dick. But what if she said, "Honey, today I want you to fuck my big, luscious tits with your dick and then spray me with cum...then I'll make you a pie,” wouldn't that be the most-perfect moment of all time? We think so. If Goldie were your girlfriend, then every day would be perfect, because she loves to titty fuck. She may not make you a pie afterwards, but she would probably let you get in her pie, since she seems to be pretty easy. (Not that this is a problem.) She told us she likes it almost as much as she loves to give blowjobs. Yes, she loves to give blowjobs, too. And she likes to lick cum off her tits. She's a pipe cleaner and a cum-cleaner, all in one. Talk about a good, little woman. What a keeper.
When people see Lavish the first thing they tell her is that she looks like pop-singer Rihanna. That's a nice comparison because Rihanna is pretty hot. The difference is that while Rihanna has a great set of pipes, Lavish will clean out your pipes, so in the end, Lavish is definitely the girl you want to take home with you. And once you get her home, she will do what she does best, which is get naked and show you her pretty brown jugs. Then she will tell you the three words that seal the deal in any relationship and that every man wants to hear..."Come fuck me.” Watch as this chesty cutie sucks a mean cock in the shower and then mounts and rides like a true Johnson jockey. She may be tiny, but Lavish knows how to work a huge dong. Her reverse cowgirl shows off her booty-popping skills and since it's filmed in your-boner-vision, you can almost feel her clapping her pussy on your junk.
In these days of fast-paced action and go-go-go mentality, who has time to wait for all the frills and thrills of fucking? No one. Nowadays we want to get in, and get off and get out, right? It's not about taking your time to get in the pussy...it's about getting your chance to bust a nut and if that means that the pussy doesn't get it's fill of orgasms, who cares? That's why girls like Janet Jade are so wonderful. Janet is not there for her pleasure. She doesn't want you to fuck her. She wants to make you cum, period. And she wants you to cum all over her, if possible. She just wants to jerk you and tit-fuck you until YOU get off, and then she is done. And Janet is not one of those demanding diva type of bitches, who tells you what to do and how she wants you to touch her...oh, no. Janet takes direction well. You tell her to stand up and show her curves off, and she is on her feet within seconds. You tell her to strip and unleash her ebony tits, and she is gyrating and getting naked ASAP. You tell her jump up and down and make those giant jigglers clap, and she asks how high. And the only thing that she asks of you in return is that you make her tits as lubed up as possible so when she envelops your giant rod with them, that it feels as good as it possibly can. Is there anything better than that? You bet your ass there is. It gets better when you get to nut your cream filling all over her chocolate mounds.
Gardening is hard work. There's lots of bending over, pulling, hoeing, sweating and grunting involved. You need to know that because you should encourage all the busty women in your lives to take up gardening immediately. Why? Because if they are anything like Rachel Love and use this gardening hose like she does, then every day spent gardening would end with a bang! Did we mention that Rachel is busty, blonde and gardens in panties, tight t-shirts and heels? Did we also mention that she gets soaking wet and then sucks cock, titty-fucks, and rides and then gets coated in cum? Well, she does. Who knew that yard work could turn out to be so fucking hot? We don't know about you, but we'd like to fire our lawn service guys and hire Rachel to take over their duties. Mostly because although she probably wouldn't do as great a job as our regular guys do, we'd like to see her naked on a riding mower in the middle of the day.
There's nothing like a helpless nympho and a knowledgeable mechanic to create the perfect scenario for a lube job that tops off with a happy ending. When Whitney blows her transmission, she takes her car to her local mechanic so he can take a look under her hood and fix her auto right up. But when she gets the bill and realizes that she can't afford the wear and tear on her engine, she decides she needs a discount. How do you make parts and labor come out cheaper? By giving the wrench monkey a superb tit and tug job for his work. When Whitney whips out her plump knockers she proves that her mechanic isn't the only one who is handy with a tool. She lubes that cock right up and wraps her titties around it, talking dirty and using both her hands around this man meat. Of course you can tell this filthy whore loves every minute of it. She is so cock-crazed that she gets naked right in the shop without worrying if other mechanics might catch her revving this guy's engine. True to her word, Whitney works hard for that discount, jerking and twerking this dong until it squirts. What does this tiny tart appreciate more than good service? Servicing the mechanic who helped her out, of course.
There's nothing but clear skies and sunny days ahead if you take cutie Sarah Sunshine out for a picnic. This bright and cheerful jugg-tastic chick knows how to plan a spread and coincidentally, she is good at spreading, too. She shows up in these tiny jean shorts and little halter top looking like a sexy mix of both girl-next-door Maryanne and redheaded sex bomb Ginger from Gilligan's Island. What's in her basket? Lots of edible goodies that you can share and eat together and she is not above playing with her food, either. She wants to eat some grapes, sure, but she also wants to gobble up your cock! And while she wants you to hand feed her fruits, she also wants to make sure you are getting enough to eat, so she also smears brownies on her tatas for dessert. So eat off of her rack before you skeet all over her twins. And Sarah makes haste, not waste so after you cum on her, she licks all that chocolate and spunk off of her boobs because she knows all about the nutrients in sperm. So the lesson of the day is: Take Sarah on a picnic and she will take you for the ride of your life!
Holly's been in the biz for over a decade and unlike some other porn legends, she doesn't just go through the motions when she films a fuck scene. In fact, she gives it her all, sometimes going above and beyond the call of booty to ensure that everyone cums in the end. So what do you do when one of the queens of cream asks you to give her something new and exciting to do? You tell her to give the perfect tit and tug job and let us film it, that's what. When we told Holly to use her knockers and knock a huge load out of this cock, not only was she excited to give it a go, she also told us that she had some personal experience to fall back on. (Apparently, when you are the owner of a huge set of jugs, you find creative and exciting ways to use them in your daily life.) Since Holly was no stranger to jerking a cock with her jugs, we wondered what the lure of the tug job was for her? She said she was just excited to use something other than her pussy, mouth and ass to drain a cock. Hey, whatever floats your boat, Holly.
In this scene two things happen that are noteworthy and so we'll mention them up front. The first is that busty Brit sexsation, Alexis Silver, plays a private eye. This is actually pretty funny because when you think about someone being a private investigator, you think about stealth and anonymity and with her huge tits practically popping out of her dress, Alexis is not the model for being inconspicuous. The next thing that happens is that Alexis gets naked, sucks cock and then takes this guy's meat up her ass right on her desk. The reason that we point this out is because we thought it would be a perfect opportunity to say that she takes her job so seriously that she let this guy tail her on the job. Get it? Regardless, there is nothing better than watching Alexis work this guy's dick because she loves cock so she really puts a lot of gusto into her BJ's and giving up the pussy. So kudos to you, Alexis. You may not understand anything about a crime scene, but you sure do know how to identify and tag a stiff one when you see one.
